Sometimes good things have to end and so it is for my cruise with Isabelle. Today I went to work and realized that I need a rest break after that vacation. (
and no… I am not talking about a rest break from my wife… ). Most of the cruise pictures were serious… and that is a little bit out of character for me so I wanted to summarize this “cruise vacation” with a series of weird pictures. ( Hopefully they are weird… I lost the weird contest so I am worried that I am loosing my touch)
The boat had lots of original art work… and several art auctions… Here is a fine example and although it is not on velvet… it should have been…
Here is more art… not sure why the eyes are x’d out… “Knock out his teeth”? (That is mean)
And you can see that the fun doesn’t end once the teeth have all been knocked out!!! We have an artist who really hates clowns
Speaking of clowns… doesn’t this vacuum look like it should be used by a clown. By the way… isn’t the carpet horrible on the ship?
There were lot’s of signs… my wife found this weird. This was on the running track… but it was not the weirdest thing I saw while on the track.
Is this a warning… or instructions for some weird tagging game.
I noticed these evacuation stations. At first this looked fun… almost like you were sliding down an esophagus…
Then the second sign showing the do’s and don’ts of esophagus travel… scared me. This looks way to complicated and I can’t tell what the one on the left is doing wrong.
Speaking of danger… would you sit at a beach that had this sign? A niece of ours recommended that we go to this beach in St. Martin.. stating that it is the best beach because planes land and take off right next to it. I think she might have something against us
Here are more signs from the track… They do everything to get you to spend more money… but this seems extreme stating that I had best spend it now… since I may not last
It is good to know that you can’t dump garbage into the sea… You would think the sign would just leave it at that… but it had to list that there were “allowed” exceptions under MARPOL.. I had to look this up just in case I fell under the “exception” clause (sounds fun throwing things off the back of the ship)… sadly I don’t meet any exceptions… Ironically certain Oil Tankers do… no sure that sounds right or fair.
Speaking of garbage… this place doesn’t allow dogs that poo garbage. And if that isn’t garbage… I really wonder what that dog ate.
Who doesn’t love sheep with flags…
and canons that love you?
Finally a sign that makes sure that one doesn’t forget manners when taking selfies.